It is Black Friday. I offer you 30% better legible "Thank you!" cards with every order, only today. But wait: this is not all. I use 20% more ribbons to wrap your orders, only today. And I will do so with 15% bigger smiles today. You do not see this, but you might feel it.
— Andy Tauer of Tauer Perfumes, offering up possibly the best deal you'll find if you're shopping today. At Black Friday on the Tauer blog.