Tyson Ballou and Natalia Vadianova in new advertising for the 10th anniversary of Calvin Klein Euphoria.
Models Jasmine Tookes and Tobias Sorensen for Calvin Klein Eternity Now.
Do you have friends who believe themselves to be Great Cooks (simply because they’ve watched every dull/repetitive show on the Food Network for 10 years?) When you get an invitation for breakfast, lunch or dinner from these folks, your stomach cramps. You imagine their latest inventions (atrocities): Scrapple Swirl Chocolate Ice Cream, Dirty Corn (on the cob) slathered with a molasses and sardine oil glaze, Summer Lasagna, complete with pineapple, carrots and shredded toasted coconut nestled between Greek yogurt-smeared noodles. Oh, and sriracha sauce on everything!
As I’ve written before, I get the same sour stomach when I read note lists from Calvin Klein men’s colognes…