Comments on: Ralph Rocks by Ralph Lauren ~ new fragrance

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 17:40:59 +0000

LOL, yes, we must be thankful for that.

Anonymous — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:27:45 +0000

Since “Ralph” is my dated mental synonym for “vomit” they all sound silly anyway.

I vote for Ralph Rules.

Thank GOD he's given us another fruity-floral.

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:46:59 +0000

Hey, Ralph Rules is probably the next release.

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:46:39 +0000

LOL…I can't even think of a suitable response…

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:45:06 +0000

Would guess this one was decided by committee and that Ralph himself had nothing to do with it, but would agree that he needs a new committee

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:44:03 +0000

Elton Rocks is marginally funnier to me because the product is actually rock-like, but Ralph Rocks is pretty darn good.

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:13:56 +0000

“Ralph Rules” or “Ralph Kicks Some Serious Ass” would be just as great, but “Huge and Craggy Balls” takes the cake, ROFL !

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:03:08 +0000

Oh dear – I'm afraid I read the name as meaning 'Ralph doesn't have normal balls; his are Huge and Craggy'.

'Ralph Balls' doesn't quite hit the mark though, does it?

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:16:21 +0000

Ralph Can't Think Of Any New Names To Use For His Perfumes. That's a great, honest name, that is.

I mean, really, the man has ego. He is Cool, he is Hot and he Rocks.

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:13:52 +0000

OK, “Ralph Rocks” is the funniest name I've seen in a long time.